Find out how to consume sushi, you've been doing it all wrong.
Pertaining to you directly from the sushi chef's mouth, Naomichi Yasuda teaches you properly to eat sushi.
CAUTION: Do not shake!
#sushi #japan #tokyo #fish
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I thought I was the only one who shakes violently after finishing peeing
still doesnโt help lol
Why would you possibly think that
Squeeze it out from the base a few times, like a toothpaste tube. Extra credit is using a wet piece of paper/tissue to wipe off the front as well
Thatโs spanking the monkey.
@corpsefoot758 think that maneuver has a name in medicine
or specifically the drop left at the base
forgot that one sadly
๐ no shaking, got it!
Allmost pissed myself๐๐๐
โ@webuildyourcloudMake sure you shake after. That ain’t eating sushi after all.
@ibigfirejust shake it off itโs not sushi ๐คฃ
Master chef? Yes.
Mischievous? Also yes.
Underrated comment ๐
Mistarchefvoo’s!!
(Its a portmanteau!)
Perfect ๐ ๐
lol, thank you chef
He hit us with the โfolks Iโll be here all weekโ
Riiiiiiiiiiight ๐๐๐
I was going to say the same lol
Broken Japanese English: Hi, hello
American English: Thanks folks, Iโll be here all week
“and don’t forget to tip the waitress”
Hi hrllo
A true dawg
Thats a top A class joke. Its funny and I will never shake my sushi again
Don’t shake it… This is just when you finish in the men’s room, “Hi, Hello” ๐
Because it is not your nose that you can just sniff it in!
Lol no shaking. No shaking. ๐คฃ ๐คฃ the end kills me. Hi! Hello. ๐๐๐๐๐
Chef said donโt shake it and dude still doing it ๐๐๐๐คฃ
“Hi, hello.”๐๐
The Japanese version of Ron Swanson laughing is epic!
That joke on the end was genius. was not expecting it which made it so much funnier.
He waited his whole career to get that joke on camera for an audience.
๐ so true
The joke at the end with โHi Helloโ nervous laughter made this one of the most Japanese things Iโve ever witnessed in my life
My heart grew three sizes after that joke ๐
Yeah, that was gold right there.
Nervous? That dude just owned the whole room and the internet.
Can you explain that please? Why would he be nervous about that joke?
@svenneffhe was talking about shaking some wee wee off the pee pee and it was an awkward joke.
It’s the “hi, hello,” left me laughing!
You had me at โHi helloโ ๐
I’m trying to breathe after reading this comment. ๐๐๐
โIf you shake it more than twice, your playing with itโ
– some restroom attendant
You get two shakes! That’s it! GET OUT
Restroom attendant?๐
@wesleygrootjans8906are restroom attendants not a thing anymore? Used to see them all the time at clubs with a tray full of gum, mints, and condoms. Donโt forget to tip. This was only back in the early 2010โs.
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Hot chicks movie
The shaking joke takes a while to sink in because it is completely unexpected
LMAO both informative and hilarious, thank you Yasuda
That โhi helloโ just made my week
That joke making him laugh at the end was justโฆ ๐